MARRYING BY FIRE BY THUNDERBOLT!

There was this lady, a celebrity. She once granted an interview to a group of journalists. To a question from one of the journalists that what group of men was her favorite choices of lovers.

She said that her best choice of lovers were the older men and the elderly and not the youths who would only like to sleep with you and thereafter begin to demand money from you instead to give you as it supposed. "The youths can't even reason with you on how to live a righteous life but all they are after is money and sex", she said.

She thereafter dropped her phone numbers on air for her choice of lovers to give her a call. Hours later, her phone became hot with calls. She began to answer her callers one after the other.

The first caller introduced himself as the father of Sir Frederick Lord Lugard. The second caller, introduced himself as the grandfather of Marry Mitchell Slessors and the third caller introduced himself as the great grandfather of Matma  Gandhi of India. The fourth caller introduced himself as the great grandfather of Mungo Park. She immediately switched off her phone.

Three days later, she granted another interview to another group of journalists. This time around, she said that she no longer preferred old and elderly men but young guys if possible teenagers. She then dropped her phone numbers again on air so that any of the categories of the ages bracket that she mentioned can give her a call.

In no time, her phone once more became hot with calls.

The first caller introduced himself as an unborn baby. He said he would like her to be his lover because hopefully he would be born in about fifty years time. 

She then collapsed and fainted.