*IF THE WITCHES WEY DEY YOUR FAMILY DON SAY NA WHEELBARROW GO KILL YOU, NA HIM GO REALLY KILL YOU"

There was this young lady who always had old men as suitors. She then vow that instead of her to marry an old man, she would prefer to remain unmarried.

At a time she got tired of waiting for Mr Right and she went to join a group of free ladies called 'FEEL AT HOME' 

They gather themselves in a big parlour and have their eyes tied up. Each girl would be led into a hall where a lot of young men had seated. She would use her hands to feel the men one after the other to select her choice.

On the first day, she felt a man but his body was so dried and old. She asked him how old he was. The man said he was twenty four years of age but he looked old because of the type of Jobs he has been doing. He said that he, pushed both trucks and wheelbarrows and also cut down timbers.

The law was that you are not allowed to see the Man's face not until you are done with him. And so she went into the charlet with him. When they were done, he untied her eyes only for her to see that he was the village's oldest man of about ninety eight years old.

After this bitter ordeal, she finally got married to an old man. And she said, "NA THE WITCHES AND THE WIZARDS WEY DEY MY FAMILY DEY WORK SO".