THE MISCALCULATED OPERATION.

There was this elderly woman whom her children built a Mansion for in the village. She lived in affluence. All her children lived in Canada and Germany. They always send money and all sort of electronic gadgets to her for her comfortability. Even though she was elderly, she lived all alone, drove herself all alone.

She physically looked feeble. One day, ten area boys decided to go and rob her. And they said within themselves, "No need to take too many weapons along. We don't even need weapons to frighten her going by her look and age. We can just shout at her and she will tremble and do our bidding. She will just show us where all the gold and dollars that her children have been sending to her is. But we can just take a knife and a double barrel gun in case she wants to deceive us that she has no money with her. We would just show both the knife and the gun to her and we all know that going by her age, if she sees a knife and a gun, she will collapse and urinates on her body".

On getting to her house, they knocked and she walked down slowly and opened the door for them. She then told them to come inside and sit down.

But they told her that they were not there for play but to rob her. She asked them that if really they came to rob her like they said, then where are their weapons.

They then brought out the knife and the double barrel gun.

Immediately she saw them, she told them to excuse her for a minute and she went into the room.

" Yes, that is good. She is going to bring her money ", they thought. She soon appeared with a doubled edged sharp sparkling sword and a well loaded AK-47 automatic rifle.

The guys were shocked and frightened. And they said, " Mama, who are you? How did you get all these?"

 

She told them that she was a retired leader of various armed robbery gangs. She told them that she had led up to fifty different armed robbery gangs and all her gang members have been killed and she alone was alive because no knife or dagger or even bullets can penetrate her body. She told them that she can stab ten men with a sword at  the same time and all will die. She also and said that she can shoot a dozen persons dead at once pull of the trigger.

As she raised both the sword and the rifle up, all the guys fled out of the room and took to their heels to avoid an accidental discharged and a suicidal mission.