"THE UGLY PART OF THE BEAUTIFUL DANCE OF THE CRASHING AEROPLANE"

There was this female police officer who got married to an arm robber unknowingly. When she later discovered that the man she got married to was an arm robber, she said to him, "You knew that I am a police officer all the while, then why did you ask my hand in marriage? How is our living together going to be now?"

The husband then said, "It will be the best fun for you as a police officer to get married to me as an arm robber. Now, as police officers, you people are not paid to be sitting idle at the police stations, playing ludo games, whot cards and discussing irrelevant things but rather for you people to be moving from one place to the other looking for criminals and maintaining laws and order. That l will make you to do.

The best fun ever is to watch a team of police officers chasing after robbers. It is all fun and full of excitement!

It is what every reasonable person must watch. It is like the dance of the crashing plane. It is so exciting seeing the plane swinging from one side to the other flying like a falcon which is swooping down to prey on a chick".

And the wife said, " l quite agree with you that the dance of the falling plane is a must watch because of its mode of dancing. But it always ends up in a tragedy! In pains and sadness and an uncontrollable cries. Families come together to cry after the plane may have stopped that beautiful dancing.

For now, we are friends at home but enemies outside, take note, my husband".

And the husband said, "Very well then, so be it".

One day, the husband and other members of his gang went to rob in an estate. The residents of the estate phoned the police to come to their aid.

The wife of the criminal happened to be the one who led the police squad down there. As they were just driving in, the robbers led by her husband were just driving out. And she shot her husband on his right leg. He managed to escaped with the others though.

When she got home, she pretended not to be aware of the incident. And she took him to the hospital for treatment. A month later the, leg was amputated! When they finally returned home after about three months in the hospital, the man's family members gathered at his house and they cried bitterly for the plight of their son who happens to be the only male in the family. They cried and cried!

A week later, the man asked his wife what she thinks he can do in his present condition. The wife then said, " Darling, l want you to become a musician. Learn how to sing now".

A month later, the man waxed his first album titled: THE FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN THE LION AND THE GOAT ALWAYS LEAVES THE GOAT A LOSER. It has three tracks titled: (1)THE DANCING OF THE CRASHING PLANE, LOOKS EXCITING BUT IT ALWAYS ENDS IN TRAGEDY. (2) IF YOUR HOME BECOMES AN ENEMY TO YOU OUTSIDE, NO JUPITER CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE (3) NEVER POINT YOUR OWN GUN AT YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT IT. TRULY, IT WILL NOT KNOW YOU IN THE BATTLEFIELD.