Many years later, the children decided to visit home during one of their village's festivals.
They came home with their children. Now, their kids came with their different kind of toys, such as plastic rabbit toys, plastic fishes, birds, such as plastic chickens, cows, goats and rams.
On the sixth day of their coming home, they went to visit some of their family members whom they have not seen for long. Towards the evening, their father thought that waiting for his children to come home before cooking would amount to wickedness on his part and so he decided to cook before they would return.
Everything was ready, but there was no fish or meat for him to use to cook the soup. At last, his mind went to something. "Yes, that is exactly what l will do", he thought. He went into the kids' room and selected two big plastic rabbit toys, two big plastic chicken toys and two big plastic catfish toys.
He then prepared a sumptuous banga soup using the toys.
He decided to wait for them to come so that they could all eat together. The children were very surprised to see that their father had already cooked. And they said, "daddy, what soup did you cook?"
He then replied them saying, "my children you won't believe it. It is banga soup of dried meat and dried catfish. I know you people would enjoy it very much and will never forget it in a hurry".
But as they dish the soup, they saw the plastic toys inside the soup. "What type of fish and meat did you use to cook it , daddy?", they asked him inquisitively.
He then said, "l took two rabbits, two chickens and two dried catfish from inside the kids' room".
It was then, they realized that he mistook the toy animals for real animals and fish. And one of the daughters exclaimed, "Daddy, you don break the cooking record O!"
We all rushed down only for us to see plastic toy chickens, rabbits and catfish inside the soup.
It was then l shouted, "I GO DIE O".
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