THE COMETARY OF ENJOYMENT!

A couple returned home  from church one cool and cloudy Sunday afternoon and met a pretty looking lady sitting in front of their house. The wife immediately asked her who did she want to see. She said that she came to see her husband and the following dialogue ensued between the wife and her husband.

WIFE: Darling, she said that she came to see you. Who is she?

HUSBAND: Both of us just came now and met her. How would l know who she really is? 

WIFE: In that case, let me push her away. She must be either a thief or one of those women who kidnap babies.

HUSBAND: You don't treat strangers in such a manner. This beautiful looking lady can't be an evil person. I need to interrogate her to know her properly.

WIFE: Good. Now, interrogate her straight away.

HUSBAND: Don't be too hurry. I can't just interrogate her here publicly. I need to go into the room with her.

Both of them then entered into the room and shut the door. One of their neighbours decided to watch the interrogation from the key hole. Here is his commentary:

Ladies and gentlemen. The interrogation has just begun! No problem with that.

The suspect seems to be cooperating very well.

Ladies and gentlemen, the game seems to have changed.

I can see a brand new car. Its headlamps are excellent!

Its gearbox is superb!

The alternator is beginning to charge the battery now!

The ignition is on!

The tyres are rolling very fast and smoothly too, no problem with that!

The full red light is very bright!

Finally, ladies and gentlemen, the refinery is now offloading its crude oil into the refining tank now and the ball is over the bar!