PRAYER DON JAM ROCK.

There is this sixty four years old pastor who is blessed with thirteen female children. Some of his daughters are graduates while others are still in school. He lives with all his family members in a big mansion opposite his church.

At a time, he continues to pray that there should be war so that the country can divide. Daily, he prays this prayer loudly. One day, nine rough looking youths came into the church and joined him with the prayer that war should breakout in the country so that the country would divide.

He was pleased with the youths and he prayed for them saying, "you are all good youths. You are indeed children of the light of God. You are blessed"

These nine youths are well known criminals. They are masters in the raping of women, stealing and general disobedient to laws.

On the third day, the pastor engaged them in a conversation.

PASTOR: Why should youths like you be praying for war knowing very well that in a situation of war, the youths are the ones being drafted into the army by force to fight the war? As for me, l am praying for it because most of my daughters who are graduates have neither jobs nor husbands due to the mismanagement of the country's economy.

YOUTHS: Sir, on our part, we are praying for it so that we can have enough girls to rape. We are going to rape life out of the town's girls once a war broke out in the country.

We have already bought enough tramadol, CODINE, and marijuana for the job. All the pretty looking unmarried ladies will taste our torture.

The next day, the pastor changed the prayer. He began to pray that no war should happen in the country. That Nigeria must be one country no matter what happened.

YOUTHS: Man of God, please why did you change your prayer point? Don't you want us to enjoy?

PASTOR: Who are you calling man of God? I should pray for war to happen so that you will go and rape my daughters? Infact you are all bad youths. You are indeed children of darkness! You are sons of the devil.  May you all be cursed