WHEN YOU CHASED AFTER A RABBIT AND ON YOUR RETURN, YOUR ALREADY TIED UP ELEPHANT HAD ESCAPED!

There was a certain rich man who had about two hundred million naira in his accounts.

At a time, the Federal government announced that it would give the sum of two hundred thousand naira to poor individuals in the country to cushion the effect of rising unemployment and poverty. The money according to the government was meant for only the poor and not the rich.

And so, it was announced that only those with less than a million naira in their bank accounts would be given.

This rich man saw it as an opportunity to eat government money. Yes, for him, this was his chance to partake in the nation's oil money. For him, he had enough but that money was not from government purse but from his sweat! And so, it would be good for him to also eat from both the government and the oil money.

He then withdrew all the money in his accounts down home. A week later, the government started the disbursement of the money into the accounts of the poor. When they got to his accounts, the total money found was about ten thousand naira only. The banking auditor general was quite abreast with this man's banking accounts. He was very surprised to see that in his ten separate accounts across different banks had one thousand naira each.

He then launched an investigation into what happened to the man's millions in the various banks. It was discovered that he withdrew all the money just a week ago. And so, he concluded that no money should be transferred into his accounts because his assets across the country worth millions of naira. He was off course not a poor man who should receive the stipends.

And so letters were sent into his various bank accounts with the the message that he won't be one of the benefactors despite that his accounts have less than even twenty thousand naira.

A week later, he decided to take the money back to his his different banks. As he loaded the cash into a big van going to the bank, armed robbers intercepted him.
They tied him and took the van with the money away.
Two days later, the empty van was recovered by the police abandoned.

HE THEN FAINTED. I CAN'T SAY FOR SURE, IF HE HAD RECOVERED BY NOW.