TENNIS BALL OR PENIS BALL?

THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATIONS WERE RECORDED AT A POLICE STATION BETWEEN AN ILLITERATE LADY AND TWO YOUNG BOYS OF ABOUT SEVENTEEN YEARS OF AGE.

BOYS: Both of us were playing tennis ball at the front of this lady's room when the tennis mistakenly went into the room. Both of us then entered into the room to get the tennis.  But on entering into the room, we found out that she just came from the bathroom and she was still naked and so we apologized to her and rushed out of the room. But surprisedly, she brought in police and arrested us.

LADY: You see, these two stupid and half grown adults were playing their penis at the front of my house. Their penis then entered into my room and I just came from the bathroom and I was still naked. And you all know that penis and woman's nakedness are never friends.