Once upon a time, a woman was walking all alone on a lonely bush road. After she had walked about two kilometres, she came face to face with a mad man in nude walking towards her direction. When the mad man saw that she was all alone, he quickly crossed to the side of the woman and his manhood became fully erect and it nods.
As he walked closer to the woman, he started a commentary thus: Ladies and gentlemen. The armoured car is moving towards the enemies' position.
Its nozzle is well pointed and ready for action. The road is smooth for this wonderful mission ".
Suddenly, the woman dipped her hand under her wrapper and brought out a long and sharp sparking UTC cutlass and she raised it up dangerously.
Immediately, the mad man retreated and crossed to the other side as his manhood immediately deflated. He then started another commentary thus:
Ladies and gentlemen, the mission is a failure! The armoured car just encountered a dangerous America made Tukano jet and a Tomcat stealth bomber! Rather than attempting a suicidal mission, the armoured car was forced to retreat.
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