OTURUGBEKE!

DEAR OTURUGBEKE, I AM A 48 YEAR OLD BACHELOR STILL LIVING IN OUR FAMILY'S COMPOUND.
MY MAJOR PROBLEM IS RATS. THERE ARE LOTS OF RATS IN THE COMPOUND WHICH DESTROY CLOTHES, BOOKS AND FOOD.

I THEN BOUGHT A POWERFUL RATS KILLERS CALLED:
TOTAL HOLY GHOST FIRE RATS POISON. THE VERY NIGHT, I BOUGHT IT, I HAD A DREAM, THAT THOUSANDS OF GIANT LOOKING RATS ATTACKED ME FORCED ME TO EAT THE RAT POISON. I LATER DIED AND MY BODY CHANGED TO THAT OF A GIANT RAT.
IMMEDIATELY, A GIANT CAT AND IT BEGAN TO EAT MY BODY. PLEASE INTERPRET IT FOR ME. I AM TERRIBLY AFRAID AND CONFUSED. MR WINNER.

Thank you very much my Winner for contacting us to help you. Since your case is spiritual, we then consulted the great ORACULUS- OPARAMULUS the spiritual dictionary and it says.

That the rats in your family's compound are not ordinary rats but some members of your family.
They are angry because how can an old of nothing bachelor of your age still be doing at his family's compound.  Now for your safety, don't ever put that rats poison in that compound if you still love your almost useless life. Because if you pur the poison, many rats will indeed be killed by it.

But seven days later, many members of your family would die mysteriously. And you know that you love food just the same way monkeys love bananas.
During their burial ceremony, there would be plenty food and drinks. And once you eat food in any of their burial ceremony, their skeletons would rise and eat you alive.

ibi like say dem take food sweat for you OO.