Immediately after she rounded up her secondary school education, her father bought twenty new dresses for her and put a tracker on each of the dresses with the following instruction:
"You are my only daughter and I want the best for you. I don't want these our foolish local area boys to deflower you and impregnate you to have bastard children. That is why l put a tracker on each of your dresses. You are to always put on any of these dresses daily especially when you are with an opposite sex".
About three months later, one evening, the father saw a guy entering into the daughter's room. Twenty minutes later, the father bursts into the room without knocking only to meet her and the guy engrossed in love making.
The guy quickly escaped and the father engaged her fiercely in hot words, " You this animal! Why didn't you put on one of those dresses when the guy came so that the tracker would track him and send me an emergency signal? "
And the girl said, "Do you think that I am a fool like you? Why should I go and put on a dress that would give me out? Do you think that it is everybody that was born before sense was created like you?
You don't have an iota of sense because you were born long before sense was created hence you were not given sense. Idiot and senseless fool like you.
Tomorrow, you would still go and put a tracker on the sea waters so that it would stops fishes from swimming in it".
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