Once upon a time, some guys decided to travel to America for the purpose of sleeping with American ladies. Most of these guys had a very bad record of rape against him. They gave a bet to their friends that they would rape American ladies to their satisfaction when they got there.
Two years later they returned home. Immediately, they returned, they asked their friends to take them to any nearest brothel in town to calm their sexual urge because they were sexually starved.
Their friends then said to them, "but we don't understand what you people mean by sexually starved?
Are you people not just from America; where you said you would enjoy the ladies till you are tired?"
They said, "you won't believe it. America is not like Nigeria. There all the ladies are well armed with revolvers and automatic rifles. Any false move, you are gone".
And their friends said, "that is not an excuse. As professional rapists here in Nigeria, you people could have taken the bull by the horns. Show them that the weapon between your thighs is more powerful than their guns. It is just a matter of a surprise attack. Rush them from behind and disarm them and you do your business".
The guys then said, "look, no how hungry a lion would be, it can't risk its life to attack a goat that is fully armed with a rifle because if the goat should think as they normally suffer in the hands of the lions, only one shot fire from the gun of the goat would sends the lion beyond the land of the dead straight to hell fire. Guys, I can't take such risk because of sex. Even the devil in his nude wouldn't dare to attack an American lady that is armed".
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