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There was this guy who had spent a lot on a lady he just wooed. He paid for a full semester for her, bought an expensive clothes and phone for her and also gave her money to keep her comfortable.

But anytime the guy wants to sleep with her, her phone would rings and a distress call would come from either her sister, brother, father or mother that they had an accident and that her attention is urgently needed at the hospital. This lady actually has a boyfriend who was also a student like her in the same school. She had made a vow to him that she would never make love with this guy who gives her money.

When it came to a time, the guy realized that the lady was playing a fast game on him and so he decided to pay her back in the hardest way.

One day, the lady had a problem with her examination number a day before the final examination. It was either she fixed the problem and her name and number forwarded to her HOD within twenty four hours or she risk a year carryover! And she has had three carryovers before which means if she had another carryover means an immediate expel from the school and all her five years efforts would be in vain!

She knew that the only person who can help her out is the guy. She has been deceiving him with emergency phone calls anytime they want to make love in the past. But this time, she decided on another trick.

She then came to meet the guy. Fortunately, the guy just withdrew some amount of money from the bank for a project and he was just counting the money when she entered into the room unannounced.

"WAO, God is great! Thank God, I met you with some money. Please, I have a serious problem with my examination number and I must fixed it within twenty four hours or I will be out of the school. I need like eighty thousand naira urgently" , she said.

And the guy said, "no problem with that. Lets relax to bed for let say thirty minutes".

And the lady said, "let me go and pay the money first and I will come to pass the night here with you. I promise you".

The guy then pushed her out of his house and shut his door. She was rusticated that year!