Pa Jamon, a 76 year old man was about to go to the hospital for his usual monthly medical check up when he saw a condom on the floor of his sitting room. He picked it up and asked what it was.
One of his granddaughters rushed down and told him that it was a balloon. The following then ensued:
PA JAMON: That is nice. When l was young, l loved balloons so much. I blew air into them. Let me try whether l can still blow air into it.
DAUGHTER: Daddy, this is a different balloon, not like the ones you loved when you were young. This one can only be blown between a male and and a female.
PA JAMON: That is nice, my daughter. Then let two of us blow it because you are a female and l am a male.
DAUGHTER: Daddy, this one cannot be blown between a daughter and a father, but between your daughter and another male.
His driver who was standing by said, "yes, daddy; she is right. She can only blow it with me. Just give us the permission so that l will blow it with her now".
PA JAMON: Yes, my driver, you have my permission to blow it with her now.
As the driver moved forward, the girl then said to him, " you this piglet and Numbskull idiot, if you know what is good for you and you still want to continue to work here, run into the car now and shut yourself up or you will loose your job instantly. You beast of no gender.
PA JAMON: No, my daughter. He has my permission.
DAUGHTER: Dad, you don't understand and you won't understand.
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