WIFE: Darling, do you realized that the person you are looking at seductively is your biological daughter? Why do you have to look at your biological daughter as such? Don't you know it is a taboo?
HUSBAND: It was rather very unfortunate that I didn't see her before you, I should have gone for her instead of you as my wife.
WIFE: This is the problem of alcohol. It makes someone behaves and says things which don't exist or allowed on earth. It makes the devil to even become afraid of the useless consumer.
HUSBAND: Are you calling me a drunk?
WIFE: I would been the greatest fool on earth to have called you an alcoholic. Infact, you are possessed with the idiotic spirit of Beelzebub, madness, imbecility, hopelessness, stupidity, animalistic, devilish and wizardry.
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