There was this woman who sleeps and snores like a pregnant pig. She hardly sits down for an hour without dozing off. They lived opposite the road in a room apartment. Her husband was a commercial tricycle rider. The most embarrassing aspect of this woman's snoring attitude was since they lived closer to the road, passersby always heard her snoring.
Sometimes, she would just sit outside and dozed off.
The husband became really embarrassed by this woman's snoring attitude. He decided to do something that would touches her conscience. Because of her snoring, people nicknamed her "THE DOZING QUEEN".
One day, the husband came with a very funny idea. He brought a male dummy home and dressed it up with suit and tie and tied a toy gun to his hand, put a Hood over its face. He then stands it inside the room and tied a rope on the the dummy and tied the rope to one of her legs.
He then lits two big knockouts and threw them on the floor closer to her and he went into hiding. Seconds later, the knockouts exploded loudly. She jumped up and took to her heels. She dragged the huge dummy along. When she saw the dummy on the ground following her with the toy gun tied to her legs, she thought he was an armed robber holding to her leg.
She began to shout, "please, Oga, arm robber, I beg O! I don't have any money on me. It is my husband that usually gives me money. He went to carry passengers and he is not yet back. I beg! I beg you".
A crowd came out to watch the drama. It was a very hilarious scene. The husband came out laughing in an uncontrollable manner. She later realized what actually happened and she became terribly ashamed of herself.
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