There was this housewife who never gets tired of love making. Her husband could hardly satisfied her in bed. She was like Oliver who always asking for more.
One night they have just had sexual intercourse but she wasn't satisfied. Angrily, she slept off. The husband then went and carried a dummy and tied a Cucumber between its thighs and put it on her top. When she felt the weight on her, she thought it was her husband.
She held it very tight and began to murmured, "yea, my darling, that is it. You are so lovely and big tonight. Did you go and take enhancement drugs? This is exactly what l want!. Common put it in dear!"
She then inserted the cucumber into her body and began to thrust up and down as she murmured in an ecstasy! After an hour, she became exhausted and said, "darling, you suddenly changed tonight. This is exactly what l want daily. The husband just stood at a corner of the room watching her.
Soon, she opened her eyes only to see a giant dark looking huge creature on her top. She pushed it aside and took to her heels into the darkness nakedly shouting as she ran, " yea, God, neighbours! Please, are you people sleeping? Spiritual husband came to sleep with me O! A huge demon came to sleep with me O!
I am dead! I am finished! Where is my husband?
I thought it was my husband, I didn't know it was a marine husband.
Even at a time, l began to wonder if it was really my husband because he performed so excellently!
I pray I should not give birth to little flying spirits!".
But when she was running away shouting, the husband quickly took the dummy away. Till today, the husband kept it a secret. The husband told her that such things always happen to women who never get satisfied with sex. She then vow that she would never ask for more again!
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