The following conversation ensued between a female food vendor and a randy tipper driver in the drivers quarters as she hawks food to them to buy.
DRIVER: Madam, if not because you are a very dirty woman, l for don liedat you for top of this carton.
But because you are dirty like pig, hence I forgo you.
FOOD VENDOR: I knew that you drivers in this park are not responsible. You people always go after people's wives hence I always dress up and look like pig to scare away dogs like you from my body.
DRIVER: But even say you always dress up dirty, there is one of our drivers who has been eyeing you and I believe say that guy go succeed one day.
FOOD VENDOR: No way for him too like you. Since you have told me this, l am going to be dressing up dirtier henceforth and look exactly like a mad woman.
DRIVER: This man loves sleeping with mad and dirty women than normal women. In the midnight hours, he always goes to the bus stops to hunt for mad women.
FOOD VENDOR: In that case, l would always arm myself with a knife and let me see how he would get anywhere closer to me.
DRIVER: That man has knives and cutlasses charms and so to cut or stab him is a waste of time. Sometimes, he normally use knives and cutlasses to test the charms and they are always effective.
FOOD VENDOR: I will protect myself henceforth with syphilis and Gonorrhea.
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