COALITION OF SWEETNESS!

There was this guy, a bachelor. One Saturday afternoon, he decided to go to a brothel to have an hour fun with one of the commercial sex workers there. He hasn't gone there before but a friend of his who was a regular custom there told him that an hour was three thousand naira.

He took the money and was on his way when a lady accosted him and the following conversation took place between them:

LADY: Bros, where are you hurrying to this afternoon?

GUY: well you won't understand. But l am going to eat the sweetest food on earth.

LADY: If it is the sweetest food on earth, then you have no problem because l have the one that is sweeter than the one you called the sweetest. Just give me the money and I will give you the sweetest of the sweetest.

GUY: I doubt if you can give me any food that will be sweeter than the one that I am going to eat now.

LADY:  Just give me the money and a trial would convince you.

GUY: Here is the money. But if it is not as Sweet as you just said, then you would pay me the money in double.

LADY: Now make an oath with me that if the food that I will give you is sweeter than the one you were going to eat before, then you would give me something very valuable that I can't forget in a hurry.

GUY: Yes, I give you my oath.

LADY: Just go to your house and wait for me for let say an hour time. I know there and I would come as soon as I am done.

After the lady left, the guy said, "look at this foolish woman. She would definitely pay me my money in double. Local woman; she thought it was physical eatable food that I meant.

An hour later, the lady prepared a very delicious meal and she carried it to him. The aroma was something else! She presented it to the guy. The guy who was also very hungry, ate it voraciously.  Ten minutes after eaten, the lady began to romance him and before he could say Jack Robinson, they were in bed for the second food.

About an hour later they were done. The guy was overjoyed! The lady then asked him if what she gave to him was not sweeter than the one he was going to eat before she met him on the way.

And the guy said, "my dear, Infact, yours is a double delight and a coalition of sweetness!
Now tell me what you want me to give you to fulfill my vow".

She then told him that all she needs was a laptop. The guy immediately bought the laptop for her.

Two days later, the  began to patrol the road whether he would see the lady again by chance. But he didn't see her. But two months later, the guy saw the lady and he told her that he has been searching for her all the while.

The lady then asked him why was he searching for her. The guy told her that he wants to eat another double delight and a coalition of sweetness.

The lady told him that she was not a prostitute. She said that she was only looking for money to buy a laptop so that she can start the business of Forex trading which she had already started. She then worked away and the guy bursts into tears.