STOPPING HER FROM FURTHER CONQUEST!

The following ensued between a man and a judge in the courtroom.

JUDGE: Mr Andrew, is it true that you took your wife to an unknown clinic and you then connived with the doctor to put her into a coma for a month and within the month her vagina was well stitched and sealed up?

MR ANDREW: Yes, my lord.

JUDGE:  Why did you have to do that?

MR ANDREW:  She is too loose! Could you believed that all the men and boys in our compound including my landlord and his sons have all slept with her? If that was not enough she then advanced her sexual escapees to the street. Now all the men and boys in my street have all slept with her also. And to halt her from advancing in to the full village hence I have to stitched and seal up her private part, my Lord.

JUDGE:  Gush, now since you sealed up her vagina, how does she urinate?

MR ANDREW: I  warned her not to be drinking too much of water. But at times, she vomits out the water and other times, she excretes out the water through her anus like a bat.

JUDGE: DO you know that what you did is a criminal offense?

MR ANDREW: Did she also know that all that she has been doing as a housewife is a coalition of sins and abominations?

JUDGE: I am giving you twenty four hours to open up the stitched.

MR ANDREW: My Lord, an army that has killed all the people in a compound and then went into the street and killed everyone there must by stopped immediately from further advancement into the village or else, such a village would in no time be in ruins.

The judge became dumbfounded.