There was this old man of about seventy five years of age. He was vision impaired. He was a great womanizer in his young age.
One day, his son's wife put to bed. A week later, he went to visit them to see the baby.
On getting there, his son's wife just returned from the bathroom and was tying a towel on her chest.
After greeting his father in-law, she gave him a chair to sit on. Later, he requested that the baby should be brought to him so that he would bless her.
Now this lady had big breasts. As she carried the baby to him, he stretched forward his arms to bless the baby.
But since, he had problem with his vision, he held the lady's breasts instead of the baby and he began to fond with them saying,
"oh, my God, this pinkin head cool and soft well well! This small round seed wey dey her head so, naim I even like pass. Shift near me small make I feel am well. God bless am from heaven. He come round with pointed small nose".
And the lady said, " baba, na my breasts and nipple you dey touch so. Nor be the baby head O".
And baba said, "I beg my pinkin, make you nor vex. Them resemble well well naim make me nor fit differentiate them".
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