Once upon a time, a European lady employed the services of an Africa man to take care of her pets. One day, her husband got involved in an accident and he died. She then told the Africa man to take the corpse to the cemetery and bury him. The African took the corpse to the cemetery and both of them buried him.
Four months later, one of the pets, a dog died. She then told the Africa man to take the dead dog to the cemetery and bury it. The Africa man happened to come from Calabar in Nigeria. After he buried the dog in the presence of the lady, both of them returned home.
But the Africa man went back during the night hours and dug out the dead dog and used it to cook a sumptuous meal. The lady caught him red handed. He pleaded to her to forgive him because dog is a very delicious meat in his community.
On hearing that, the lady told him to follow her to the cemetery to exhume the buried corpse of her husband.
And the man said, "madam, no need for that. Both of us buried him four months ago before we left and by now, the smell will be terrible".
And the lady said, "I don't trust you. Remember that both of us also buried the dog and left just as my husband before you later went and exhumed the body and cook it. How am I sure that you have not also dug out the body of my husband and ate it. Men, common, bullshit! Dig it out now or I will pump bullets into your mother fucker's head, you cannibal! Fuck you men!"
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