One Sunday morning, a prominent member of a particular church came into the church in an amazement manner. He began to prophesy to people about many things.
He told the pastor, that in the nearest future, he would become rich and buy private jets but he would also lost his wife to divorce. He told many of the church members a lot of things. Everyone in the church became extremely amazed and full of respect for him. They believed he was filled with the holy ghost.
The pastor was very amazed and he went to the man's house after closing hours and he asked him how comes God just visited him and gave him all those amazing prophecies.
And he said, "pastor, you won't believe it. I was a bit feverish this morning. As I was about to go to church, I put some Igbo leaves ( INDIA HEMPS ) into a bottle of Ogogoro ( ALCOHOL ) and it became MONKEY TAIL and I drank it before l came to church.
You won't believe it. Immediately, l took it; come and see as visions and prophesies began to flow into my head yanfu-yanful like water. Both real and fake ones.
I can tell you that I didn't even know when I said all those things that you said I prophesied.
Pastor, this is your opportunity to grow the members of your church by filling them with fake visions and prophesies. Yours is just to take a little monkey tail! That is all! The next is visions and prophesies galore!
This is the secret of most of the churches. They will begin to prophesy fake visions and miracles courtesy of monkey tail. The members will begin to fall to the floors under the anointing of monkey tail or the unholy ghost".
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