WHAT A SIZE!

THERE WAS THIS HANDSOME LOOKING YOUNG MAN WHO WENT TO A BROTHEL ONE EVENING TO CALM HIS LIBIDO AFTER WATCHING A BLUE FILM. ON GETTING INTO THE BROTHEL, ALL THE LADIES RUSHED DOWN TO HIM AND THEY STARTED TO DRAG AND KISS HIM. EACH OF THEM WANTED A TASTE OF HIM DUE TO HIS HANDSOMENESS. HE ASKED THEM HOW MUCH DO THEY NORMALLY CHARGE FOR A ROUND OF SEX. THEY TOLD HIM THAT THEY USUALLY CHARGE $20 BUT DUE TO HIS HANDSOMENESS, THEY WILL NOT CHARGE HIM THAT MUCH BUT HE SHOULD PAY WHATEVER AMOUNT HE FEELS TO PAY. BUT HE INSISTED ON PAYING THEM THE NORMAL FEE BECAUSE HE HAS THE MONEY. THEY AGREED BUT ON THE CONDITION THAT EACH OF THEM MUST HAVE A TASTE OF HIM. HE TOLD THEM THAT HE CAN'T AFFORD TO SATISFY ALL OF THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE UP TO FIFTY AND BESIDES, HE HASN'T GOT ENOUGH TO UPSET THEIR FEES. BUT THEY ASSURED HIM NOT TO WORRY BECAUSE HE WAS TOO HANDSOME LOOKING FOR ANY LADY WITH BLOOD FLOWING BODY TO IGNORE. NOW THEY HAVE A PLACE WHERE ANY MAN THAT COMES TO SLEEP WITH THEM IS USUALLY STRIPPED NAKED AND HIS MANHOOD EXAMINED. MANY OF THE LADIES WERE OF THE OPINION THAT THIS MAN SHOULDN'T BE SUBJECTED TO THAT EXAMINATION BECAUSE OF HIS HANDSOMENESS. BUT THREE OF THEM INSISTED THAT HE SHOULD FOLLOW THE NORMAL PROCEDURAL EXERCISE BECAUSE NOBODY CAN EITHER TELLS THE MIND OF A PERSON OR KNOW WHAT IS COVERED BY HIS/HER CLOTHES. AND SO, ON STRIPING HIM NAKED, THEY FOUND OUT THAT HIS MANHOOD WAS TOO BIG FOR ANY FEMALE TO ACCOMMODATE. BUT TRUST PROSTITUTES, THEY ARE THE GREATEST ADVENTURERS! SOME DECIDED TO TAKE THE RISK BUT ON THE GROUND THAT THEY HAVE TO INCREASE THE FEE! THEY QUICKLY STAGED A DRAMA. THEY STARTED TO PICK THEIR PHONES ONE AFTER THE OTHER PRETENDING TO BE ANSWERING A CALL. WHEN THEY WERE DONE, THEY TOLD HIM THAT THEY JUST RECEIVED A CALL FROM THEIR ASSOCIATION INFORMING THEM THAT THEIR FEE HAS JUST BEEN INCREASED FROM $20 TO A $200 DOLLAR. THE MAN SAID THAT HE WOULD PAY. BUT HE INSISTED THAT HE WOULD SLEEP WITH THEM ONE AFTER THE OTHER IN THEIR SEPARATE ROOMS WHICH THEY ALL AGREED TO. BUT AFTER THE MAN HAD GONE, THOSE OF THEM WHO DIDN'T AGREE TO RISK THEIR LIFE WENT INTO THE ROOMS OF THEIR COLLEAGUES TO KNOW HOW THEY HAD MANAGED THE SITUATION. BUT THEY WERE SHOCKED TO THEIR MARROW TO FIND OUT THAT THEY HAD BEEN RIPPED OPENED AND THEY WERE ALL DEAD!  IN OUR LOCAL PIDGIN ENGLISH, IT IS SAID THAT, "LONG THROAT NOR GOOD OOOH"