Once upon a time, two armed robbers were operating in a kekenape one evening. They hid their rifles inside the keke. Another robber who was also armed with an automatic rifle was standing along the roadside pretending to be a passenger. He wore a long robe and hold a briefcase like a businessman. He concealed his rifle under the robe. When the two armed robbers operating in the keke saw him, they thought he was a businessman and they slowed down in front of him and asked him where he was going to. He lied to them that he wasn't going that far as he will stop along the road. They asked him to enter into the keke. Just a few poles drive, they stopped the keke and ordered him down. They brought out their rifles and ordered him to put up his hands while they searched him thoroughly and found an automatic rifle hung on his shoulders. "Who are you?" They asked him. " l am a policeman", he lied to them. "Now, show us your identification card", they requested. "Two of you are also fully armed, who are you too?" He asked them. "We are also policemen", they lied too, "In that case where are your I.D cards too", he asked them. "We asked you first. Show us your own first", they argued. "Well, l don't have", he answered them. "We also don't have", they said unanimously. And he said to them, "Well gentlemen, no need for us to question ourselves because we all know that policemen with guns but without uniforms and identification cards are robbers. The truth is that three of us are robbers and not policemen. Lets go our different ways because the game was a failure". 😂😂😂
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