THE REAL HOLY GHOST FIRE!

WE ALL KNOW THAT THESE DAYS, MANY CHURCHES HAVE BECOME DIVINATION CENTRES WITH PASTORS AND OVERSEERS TURNING INTO SOOTHSAYERS AND HEALERS. NOW THIS WAS A LIFE EXPERIENCE OF A MAN BY THE NAME ATIKO  AND A LADY BY THE NAME YAWA. LADY YAWA WAS A MEMBER OF ONE OF THOSE CHURCHES WHICH PRAY WITH SHOUTS, STAMPING OF THEIR FEET ON THE FLOORS LOUDLY AND RAINING OF CURSES ON THEIR SUPPOSEDLY ENEMIES USING THE IMAGINARY HOLY GHOST FIRE. EVERY NIGHT, YAWA DISTURBS ATIKO WITH HER PRAYERS AND NOISES. ONE DAY, HE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE BECAUSE THE NOISES FROM HIS NEXT NEIGHBOUR'S ROOM PREVENTED HIM FROM HAVING A NICE SLEEP. HE BECAME VERY ANGRY AND HE WENT TO KNOCK AT YAWA'S DOOR. SHE OPENS THE DOOR AS SHE WAS SWEATING PROFUSELY. HE TOLD HER THAT HE CAN NEITHER HAVE A NICE SLEEP NOR A PEACEFUL REST IN HIS ROOM. THE LADY BECAME EXTREMELY ANGRY WITH HIM AND SHE STARTED TO CALL HIM NAMES AND SHE BRANDED HIM AS THE DEVIL THAT HAS BEEN DISTURBING HER LIFE AND THAT HOLY GHOST FIRE HAS STARTED BURNING AND TORMENTING HIM HENCE HE RAN OUT TO CONFESS. THE NEXT DAY BEING SUNDAY, SHE ORGANIZED A SPECIAL THANKSGIVING SERVICE IN THE CHURCH SAYING THAT GOD HAS EXPOSED ONE OF HER  ENEMIES. SHE MADE THE MAN THE SUBJECT OF HER THANKSGIVING SERVICE. THEY ALL BRANDED THE MAN AS THE DEVIL WHO HAS BEEN DISTURBING THEIR MEMBER'S PROGRESS. AFTER CHURCH SERVICE, THE PASTOR DECIDED THAT THEY SHOULD GO TO THE WOMAN'S PLACE TO CELEBRATE WITH HER AND THANK GOD FOR EXPOSING HER ENEMY AND ALSO FOR THEM TO TAKE A VERY GOOD LOOK AT THE MAN'S FACE. ALL THE MEMBERS WENT TO HER HOUSE AFTER SERVICE. THEY DECIDED TO COOK AND CELEBRATE. THEY KINDLED A BIG FIRE TO COOK. AS THE FOOD WAS ON THE FIRE, THEY START TO MAKE UP SONGS TO INSULT THE MAN CALLING HIM ALL SORT OF DEROGATORY NAMES. HERE ARE SOME OF THE SONGS: HOLY GHOST FIRE PURSUE HIM! HOLY GHOST FIRE PURSUE HIM!! ANYWHERE HE GOES OR HIDE, HOLY GHOST FIRE BURN HIM!!!. IT IS ONLY THE DEVIL THAT HOLY GHOST FIRE BURNS! TODAY, WE COMMAND THE FULL HOLY GHOST FIRE UPON THE OPPRESSORS, THE WITCHES AND THE WIZARDS, THE REINCARNATED LUCIFER. ANY MOMENT FROM NOW, THE REAL HOLY GHOST FIRE WILL BURN THE REAL OPPRESSORS AND THE DECEIVERS ", THEY SANG. JUST THEN, ONE OF THE MEMBERS AMONGST THOSE COOKING THE FOOD RAN DOWN TO THE PASTOR AND TOLD HIM THAT THE FIRE WASN'T BLAZING UP PROPERLY. THEY ACCUSED THE MAN OF USING HIS WITCHCRAFT TO SUBDUED THE FIRE. THE MAN CRIES TO GOD TO DELIVER HIM FROM THE OPPRESSION OF HIS ENEMIES AND VINDICATE HIM. NOW THE PASTOR CAME TO THE FIRE AND HE PRAYED AND ASKED A LADY TO LOOK IN THE BOOTH OF HIS CAR, AND BRING A CAN OF OLIVE OIL.  THE PASTOR HAD FORGOTTEN THAT THERE WERE TWO CANS IN THE BOOTH OF HIS CAR, ONE CONTAINS OLIVE OIL AND THE OTHER CONTAINS PETROL. THE LADY RANDOMLY TOOK THE PETROL CAN. AS THE PASTOR PRAYED AGAIN, HE ASKED THE WOMAN TO OPEN THE CAN AND POUR THE OLIVE OIL INTO THE FIRE. BEHOLD! ALL OF OF THEM WERE BURNT BEYOND RECOGNITION. WHEN THE MAN SAW WHAT WAS HAPPENING, HE SAID, "THIS IS THE REAL HOLY GHOST FIRE".  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE NOW KNOW WHO ARE THE REAL OPPRESSORS!