POLICE AND ROBBER,

ONE EVENING, A POLICEMAN WHO WAS A MEMBER OF THE POLICE ANTI ROBBERY SQUAD WENT INTO A BAR TO HAVE A DRINK. WHEN IN THE BAR, A GANG OF A DARE DEVIL ROBBERY GANG CAME INTO THE BAR TO ALSO HAVE A DRINK. THIS POLICEMAN WAS WELL KNOWN AMONGST THE CRIMINAL AS THE "KILLER CORP". HE WAS A VERY TOUGH POLICEMAN WHO SHOWS NO MERCY TO CRIMINALS. A MEMBER OF THE GANG CAME UP TO HIM AND SAID, "OFFICER, WE DOFF OUR HAT FOR YOU FOR YOUR EFFORTS IN THE ERADICATION OF CRIME IN THE SOCIETY". AND HE STOOD UP, BEAT HIS HAND ON HIS CHEST AND SAID, "THANK YOU MY DEAR. I AM THE ONE AND THE ONLY ONE IN THE WHOLE TOWN, THE "KILLER CORP". THE ONE WHO SHOWS NO MERCY TO CRIMINALS! THE ONLY ANTIDOTE TO CRIMINALS! I AM READY TO ERADICATE CRIME FROM THIS TOWN.  MY MAJOR TARGET NOW IS THAT USELESS AND BLOOD THIRSTY BUFFOON KNOWN AS "TIGER". THE DAY I WILL MEET HIM, HE WILL KNOW THAT KHAKI IS NOT LEATHER. I WILL SO DEAL WITH HIM BY FIRST SHOOTING HIM ON HIS STOMACH, THEN I WILL CUT OFF BOTH HIS TONGUE AND GENITAL ORGAN. HE IS  JUST A LITTLE CRIMINAL OF NO CONSEQUENCE. HE IS AN IRRETRIEVABLE DEAD RAT. THE DAY HE WILL MISTAKENLY MEETS ME, WILL BE THE DAY, HE WILL PROCEED STRAIGHT TO HIS BASTARD ANCESTORS".  BUT UNKNOWN TO HIM, THE MAN WHO WAS SPEAKING WITH HIM WAS THE KINGPIN OF THE UNDERWORLD WHO WAS POPULARLY KNOWN AS "TIGER".  HE LOOKS AT THE POLICEMAN AND INTRODUCES HIMSELF TO HIM. JUST IMMEDIATELY, THE MEMBERS OF HIS GANG BROUGHT OUT THEIR SOPHISTICATED AND AUTOMATIC RIFLES FROM UNDER THEIR SHIRTS. AND TIGER SAID, "MY DEAR KILLER CORP, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR LONG. I HAVE VOWED  THAT THE DAY I WILL MEET YOU, I WILL USE YOUR SKULL TO DRINK WINE". AND KILLER CORP SAID, "MY DEAR TIGER, YOU SEE, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR LONG NOW. I HAVE BEEN SEEKING TO SEE YOU ONE ON ONE. DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE STILL ALIVE TODAY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN PROTECTING YOU? I LOVE THE WAY YOU DEAL WITH ALL THESE SELFISH RICH MEN. THEY ARE TOO STINGY. YOU AND YOUR BOYS SHOULD TAKE A BOTTLE OF COLD BEER EACH FOR YOUR GOOD JOB".