HOPELESS HOPE.

THERE WAS THIS MARRIED LADY WHO LIVED IN A CERTAIN COMPOUND. THERE WERE SIXTEEN TENANTS IN THE COMPOUND. SHE COMMUNICATES WITH ALL THE TENANTS EXCEPT ONE BACHELOR WHOM SHE HATES A LOT BECAUSE HE WAS A VERY DIRTY MAN. BUT THIS BACHELOR LOVES HER A LOT. HE SECRETLY ADMIRES HER BUT HE WAS AFRAID TO WOO HER BECAUSE SHE WAS MARRIED. BUT HE HOPED THAT ONE DAY SHE WILL BE HIS. ONE DAY, THIS LADY HAD A DREAM THAT THE BACHELOR MADE LOVE TO HER. WHEN SHE WOKE UP, SHE BECAME VERY ANGRY AND SHE WENT TO MEET ONE OF THEIR CO TENANTS, A FEMALE AND SHE ASKED HER WHAT IT MEANS FOR A MARRIED WOMAN TO DREAM AND SEE SOMEONE OTHER THAN HER HUSBAND MAKING LOVE TO HER. THE CO TENANT TOLD HER THAT THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN INTERPRETS DREAMS PERFECTLY WAS THE BACHELOR. SHE THANKED HER AND LEFT. SHE HATES THE BACHELOR AND SO SHE BECAME CONFUSED AS TO WHAT TO DO. BUT SINCE SHE HAS NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE AND THE DREAM CONTINUED TO TROUBLED HER MIND, SHE DECIDED TO GO TO HIM. SHE MET HIM STANDING OUTSIDE HIS ONE ROOM APARTMENT. SHE GREETED HIM FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME SINCE SHE CAME TO THE COMPOUND. HE WAS VERY SURPRISED BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T USUALLY GREETS HIM. THEN, SHE TOLD HIM HER REASON OF COMING TO SEE HIM. THE MAN WAS VERY HAPPY. THIS IS WHAT HE HAS BEEN HOPING FOR. NOW IT SEEMS THAT AN ELEPHANT HAS DIED IN CUTLASSES AND AXES MANUFACTURING VILLAGE. SHE LOOKED AT HER PRETTY FACE AND BODY, TOOK A DEEP BREATH AND SALIVATED. YES, THIS IS TIME FOR ACTION. OPPORTUNITY COMES BUT ONCE AND FAILURE TO GRAB IT, WILL BE A PARADISE LOST. THAT WILL BE TOO BAD! AND SO HE SAID TO HER, "MY DEAR BEAUTIFUL LADY, IF A MARRIED WOMAN DREAMS THAT SHE SEES A MAN MAKING LOVE TO HER IN THE DREAM MEANS THE MAN SHE IS MARRYING AT HOME IS NOT HER DREAM HUSBAND. THE ONE SHE SAW MAKING LOVE TO HER IN THE DREAM IS HER DESTINED HUSBAND. IT MEANS THAT SHE SHOULD IMMEDIATELY SEEK FOR A DIVORCE AND MARRY THE ONE IN THE DREAM WITHOUT WASTING TIME. IT IS A GODLY MESSAGE WHICH MUST NOT BE DELAYED." THE LADY BECAME REAL ANGRY WITH HIM AND SHE SHOUTED ON TOP OF HER VOICE, "ARE  YOU SAYING THAT I SHOULD LEAVE MY HUSBAND AND GET MARRIED TO YOU THIS DIRTY PIG? NEVER! THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! YOU ARE MAD. OVER MY DEAD BODY." AND THE MAN SAID, "DON'T DISOBEY GOD. DON'T EVER SPEAK BLASPHEMY! YOU ARE GOING AGAINST GOD'S MESSAGE, IF YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU SEE, MY DEAR, I HAVE BEEN EYEING YOU AND DYING FOR YOUR LOVE SILENTLY. I HAVE BEEN PRAYING FOR THIS DAY. MY PRAYERS WERE FOR YOUR HUSBAND TO DIE OR DIVORCED YOU SO THAT I CAN TAKE OVER YOU. HE IS TOO UGLY FOR YOU. YOU AND I WERE MEANT TOGETHER FROM HEAVEN. TODAY ALL MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED AND FULFILLED. BUT FOR SOMETIME NOW, I HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR HUSBAND. DID HE TRAVEL?" AND THE LADY SAID, "HE HAS BEING ENLISTED INTO THE ARMY AND HE HAS BEEN ON TRAINING. I AM EVEN EXPECTING HIM TODAY BECAUSE HE CALLED ME YESTERDAY THAT HE WOULD BE HOME TODAY." AS THEY WERE STILL TALKING THE HUSBAND APPEARED IN A FULL MILITARY COMBAT UNIFORM. AND THE WIFE SAID, "THANK GOD THAT HE IS HERE. I WILL TELL HIM ALL THAT YOU HAVE TOLD ME. ESPECIALLY THE ASPECT WHEN YOU SAID I SHOULD DIVORCE HIM AND THAT HE IS TOO UGLY FOR ME."  ON HEARING THIS, THE MAN GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES BEGGING AND HE SAID, "PLEASE, PLEASE! I WAS JUST DECEIVING YOU. THE REAL MEANING OF THAT DREAM IS THAT IF YOU DREAM AND SEE A MAN WHOM BOTH OF YOU LIVE IN THE SAME COMPOUND MAKING LOVE TO YOU IN THE DREAM MEANS THAT HE HATES YOU AND HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. PLEASE THAT IS THE GOSPEL TRUTH." THE HUSBAND ON SEEING HIM KNEELING DOWN BEFORE HIS WIFE, WALKED BRISKLY TO THE SCENE AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DISCUSSING WITH HIS WIFE. AND HE BECAME AFRAID. WITH SHAKING VOICE, HE SAID, "SIR, SIR, SIR. SHE WAS JUST ADVISING ME TO BE CLEANING MY DIRTY AND SMELLING ENVIRONMENT , YES SIR, YES SIR." AND THE HUSBAND SAID IN A THUNDEROUS VOICE, "I THOUGHT THAT YOU BEAST WAS TELLING HER SOME FUNNY THINGS." AND THE BACHELOR SAID, "FUNNY WORDS FOR WHAT? AM I MAD? HOW WOULD I? AM I STUPID? HOW WOULD I?  DO I WANT TO DIE BY KICKING & BOOTING BY SHOES? NO SIR, NO SIR." AND THE HUSBAND LOOKED AT THE BACHELOR'S DIRTY FRONTAGE AND THE FILTHY ENVIRONMENT AND HE SAID, "DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE AN IDIOT?"  AND THE BACHELOR SAID, "BOTH MY PARENTS ARE DOUBLE IDIOT, SIR." THE HUSBAND SAID, "DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A BASTARD?" AND HE SAID, "I AM EVEN  WORSE THAN A BASTARD SIR. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I HAIL FROM."  THE HUSBAND SAID, "DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A MAD MAN?" AND HE SAID,  "YES SIR, MADNESSES COMBINED WITH IMBECILITY." THE HUSBAND SAID, "DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A GOAT?" AND HE SAID, "YES SIR.  GOAT COMBINED WITH HIS BROTHER, ANTELOPE. I HAVE THEIR BRAINS SIR."