Monday, 26 February 2018

MIND YOUR DRESSING!

ONCE  UPON A TIME, A CERTAIN PRESIDENT TRAVELED ABROAD FOR A VISIT. HE WENT ALONG WITH 20 SECURITY PERSONNEL, 10 MINISTERS AND 15 TRADITIONAL RULERS. THE MINISTERS PUT ON THEIR TRADITIONAL BABA-RIGA  AND AGBADA ATTIRES AND THE TRADITIONAL RULERS  TIED THEIR NATIVE WRAPPERS, PUT ON BEADS ON BOTH HANDS AND NECK AND HATS ON THEIR HEAD. NOW AS THEY ALIGHTED FROM THE PLANE AT THE FOREIGN AIRPORT, THE AUTHORITY THERE DECIDED TO DOCUMENT THEIR IDENTITY FOR SECURITY REASON. THEY DOCUMENTED THE MINISTERS AS TRADITIONAL CHIEF PRIESTS DUE TO THEIR DRESSING AND THE TRADITIONAL RULERS AS MASQUERADES. THEN IN THE EVENING, THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT WAS BROADCAST  OUT: "GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE BREAKING NEW! THE LIFE PRESIDENT OF KAGAJAGA REPUBLIC ARRIVED INTO THE COUNTRY THIS EVENING. HE CAME IN AMID A VERY TIGHT SECURITY WHICH COMPRISES OF 20 SECURITY PERSONNEL, 10 TRADITIONAL CHIEF PRIESTS AND 15 MASQUERADES. THE TRADITIONAL CHIEF PRIESTS ADVISE THE PRESIDENT ON SECURITY MATTERS WHILE THE MASQUERADES REPRESENT THE PEOPLE AT THE LOCAL LEVEL. MEANWHILE, THE PRESIDENT WILL BE TREATED TO A WONDERFUL DINNER TONIGHT AT THE BLACK AND RED HOUSE WHY THE CHIEF PRIESTS ARE EXPECTED TO BE TAKEN TO THE SHRINE, THEIR TRADITIONAL ABODES TO SLEEP  WHILE THE MASQUERADES  ARE EXPECTED TO BE TAKEN TO THE INTERNATIONAL STADIUM FOR SOME ACROBATIC DISPLAY."

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