DON'T WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME.

A MAN WAS TOLD BY HIS FRIENDS THAT HIS 15 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A MAN. AND HE SAID, "I KNOW, BUT LET ME CATCH THEM RED HANDED FIRST." A WEEK LATER, HE CAUGHT THEM RED HANDED AND HIS FRIENDS TOLD HIM THAT SINCE HE HAD CAUGHT THEM RED HANDED NOW, WHAT WOULD HE DO. AND HE SAID, "I KNOW, BUT LET HER BECOME PREGNANT FIRST."  FOUR MONTHS LATER, THE GIRL BECAME PREGNANT AND HIS FRIENDS TOLD HIM THAT SINCE THE GIRL HAS BECOME PREGNANT, WHAT WILL HE DO. AND HE SAID, "I KNOW, BUT LET HER PUT TO BED FIRST."  NINE MONTHS LATER, SHE PUT TO BED A BOUNCING BABY GIRL AND HIS FRIENDS TOLD HIM THAT SINCE SHE HAS PUT TO BED NOW WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT. AND HE SAID, "I KNOW, BUT LET THE BABY WALKS FIRST." WHEN THE BABY STARTED WALKING, HIS FRIENDS TOLD HIM THAT SINCE THE BABY HAS STARTED WALKING, WHAT WILL HE DO NOW. AND HE SAID, "I KNOW, BUT LET HER MARRY FIRST."  15 YEARS LATER, SHE GOT MARRIED AND HIS FRIENDS TOLD HIM THAT SINCE SHE IS MARRIED NOW WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT. AND HE SAID, "I KNOW, BUT LET HER MARRY FIRST." AND THE MAN ASKED HIS FRIENDS WHAT THEY THINK HE WAS GOING TO SAY NEXT. AND THEY SAID, "WE KNOW, BUT LET YOU DIE FIRST."