THE UNWANTED GIFT!

ONE COOL EVENING, SOME POLICEMEN MOUNTED A ROAD BLOCK IN A CERTAIN LONELY ROAD. VEHICLES WERE SCARCE IN THE AREA. AFTER SOME HOURS OF FRUITLESS STANDING, A RICKETY CAR PULLED BY THEM. THEY QUICKLY FLAGGED IT TO A HALT AND THEY SWOOPED ON THE OCCUPANTS. THE DRIVER HAD NEITHER PARTICULARS OF THE VEHICLE NOR A DRIVER'S LICENSE. WITHOUT WASTING TIME, THEY TOLD HIM TO WET GROUND, MEANING THAT HE SHOULD GIVE THEM SOME AMOUNT OF MONEY SO THAT HE COULD GO. THE PERSONALITY WHO WAS NOT NEW TO ALL THE ROAD'S TERMINOLOGIES, QUICKLY UNDERSTOOD THEM AND HE BROUGHT OUT SOME AMOUNT OF MONEY AND HE WRAPPED HIS IDENTITY CARD WITH THE MONEY AND GAVE IT TO THEM. THEY ALL STOOD ATTENTION AND SALUTE HIM AS HE DROVE OFF. AFTER HE HAD DRIVEN OFF, THEY CAME TOGETHER TO SEE HOW MUCH WAS GIVEN TO THEM. SINCE THE WRAP WAS BULKY, THEY BELIEVED THE MONEY WOULD BE MUCH. BUT AS THEY OPENED IT, THERE WAS SOME AMOUNT OF MONEY AND AN IDENTITY CARD. WHEN THEY LOOKED AT THE IDENTIFY OF THE MAN, HE WAS NO OTHER PERSON BUT THE COUNTRY'S PRESIDENT. THEY IMMEDIATELY  REMOVED THEIR UNIFORMS AND FOLDED THEM INTO A NYLON BAG AND THREW AWAY THEIR GUNS AND SAT ON THE GROUND. IT WAS LATE IN THE EVENING AND THEY WERE YET TO RETURN TO THE STATION. THEIR BOSS BECAME VERY WORRIED AND HE WENT IN SEARCH OF THEM. HE EVENTUALLY FOUND THEM IN A STRANGE MANNER. "WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS DOING ON THE GROUND? I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOOLS TO BRING SOME MONEY TO ME SO THAT I CAN DRINK SOME BEER AND PEPPER SOUP. BUT HERE YOU PEOPLE ARE RELAXING WITH YOUR UNIFORMS OFF YOUR BODY. YOU ALL WILL DEFINATELY BE COURT MARSHALLED; HE SAID. AND THE POLICEMEN SAID TO HIM, "SIR, NO NEED TO COURT MARSHALL US. WE HAVE ALREADY RESIGNED OUR APPOINTMENT WITH THE POLICE FORCE."  "ALL OF YOU ARE LYING. YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. YOU DARE NOT RESIGN. NOW PUT ON YOUR UNIFORMS AND GET YOUR RIFFLES AND LET US GO TO THE STATION. BUT BEFORE THEN, YOU HAVE TO ROGER ME THE TODAY'S KOLA; HE SAID. AND THE POLICEMEN HANDED THE PRESIDENT'S IDENTITY CARD AND THE MONEY TO HIM.  "WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?! WHOSE IDENTITY CARD IS THIS! HOW DID YOU PEOPLE GET IT?" HE ASKED. AFTER THEY HAVE EXPLAINED TO HIM, HE PULLED OFF HIS UNIFORM TOO AND SAID, "I  HAVE RESIGNED FROM THE FORCE THIS MINUTE. THIS IS A DIRECT LIFE IMPRISONMENT WITHOUT JUDGMENT. BOYS, LETS RUN TO SOME INTERIOR VILLAGES TO HIDE BEFORE THE ARMS OF THE LAW CATCHES UP WITH US. BUT HOW DID YOU PEOPLE COME INTO THIS MESS?" AND THEY SAID, "SIR, THIS IS NOT TIME TO ASK SUCH QUESTIONS. AT LEAST, WE HAVE BEEN BRINGING RETURNS TO YOU SUCCESSFULLY FOR LONG AND YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ASKING US ANY QUESTIONS. THIS IS A BAD MARKET FOR US TO PAY FOR ALL OUR PAST SINS." AND THEY ALL FLED IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.