THE MOTHER OF ALL SURPRISES!

ONCE UPON A TIME, AN ANGEL  WAS SENT DOWN TO EARTH FROM HEAVEN BASED ON THE INFORMATION  THEY GOT IN HEAVEN THAT WIVES CONTROL THEIR HUSBANDS ON EARTH CONTRARY TO THE LAW OF NATURE WHICH SUBJECTED EVERY WOMAN'S CONTROL UNDER HER HUSBAND. TO VERIFY THIS ALLEGATION, THE ANGEL FLEW DOWN TO EARTH. HE STOOD ON A VANTAGE POSITION AND HE ASKED ALL MEN WHOM THEIR WIVES CONTROL TO MOVE TO HIS LEFT HAND SIDE AND THOSE WHO CONTROL THEIR WIVES TO MOVE TO HIS RIGHT HAND SIDE. AND ALL THE MEN MOVED TO THE LEFT HAND SIDE, INDICATING THAT THEIR WIVES CONTROL THEM. BUT INTERESTINGLY, ONE MAN MOVED TO THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE ANGEL MEANING THAT HE CONTROLS HIS WIFE AS IT SUPPOSED TO BE. THE ANGEL WAS VERY HAPPY TO SEE SOME ONE ON HIS RIGHT HAND SIDE. AT LEAST, THE MEN HAVE NOT TOTALLY DISGRACED HIM. AND HE SAID TO THE MAN, "I WANT YOU TO TELL YOUR FELLOW MEN HOW YOU WERE ABLE TO CONTROL YOUR WIFE, SO THAT THEY WILL LEARN FROM YOU." AND HE SAID TO THE ANGEL, "YOUR HOLINESS, ACTUALLY I WANTED TO FOLLOW MY FELLOW MEN TO YOUR LEFT HAND. SIDE, BUT MY WIFE WARNED ME TO GO TO YOUR RIGHT HAND SIDE OR ELSE SHE WON'T GIVE ME FOOD FOR A YEAR AND IN ADDITION TO THAT, I WILL RECEIVE TWENTY FOUR STROKES OF THE CANE ON MY BARE BUTTOCKS DAILY FOR THREE WEEKS. SO IT WAS DUE TO HER FEAR HENCE I STOOD ON YOUR RIGHT HAND SIDE. INFACT THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME SHE HAS DONE THIS TO ME, BUT SINCE THE DAY THAT I MARRIED HER INTO MY HOUSE." AND THE ANGEL IMMEDIATELY DISAPPEARED. (THE END)