WHO IS MORE CLEVER?

THERE WAS THIS MAN WHO WAS FOND OF RAPING YOUNG LADIES. HE HAS NEVER BEEN CAUGHT AND DEALT WITH AND SO HE BECAME DELIGHTFUL IN DOING IT. BUT ONE DAY, HE MET HIS WATERLOO. ON THAT PENULTIMATE DAY, HE LAID AN AMBUSHED FOR THE DAUGHTER OF A VERY PROMINENT CHIEF AND RAPED HER ON HER WAY BACK FROM HER FRIEND'S HOUSE. HE WAS SUBSEQUENTLY ARRESTED AND CHARGED TO COURT. NOW ON THE COURT DAY,HE PRETENDED TO BE A DEAF. AFTER THE CHARGES WERE RED OUT IN THE COURT ROOM TO HIS HEARING, THE PRESIDING JUDGE ASKED HIM IF HE WAS GUILTY TO THE CHARGES OR NOT. AND HE PRETENDED TO BE A DEAF BY SAYING, "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."  AND THE JUDGE SAID TO HIM. "PLEASE, DEFEND YOURSELF THIS MINUTE OR I WILL SENTENCE YOU STRAIGHT TO TWENTY YEARS IMPRISONMENT WITH HARD LABOUR BECAUSE AS A WOMAN AND A MOTHER, I  PERSONALLY HATE RAPISTS." AND HE AGAIN, PRETENDED TO BE A DEAF BY SAYING, "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH." NOW ONE OF THE RELATIVES OF THE PLAINTIFF WHO KNEW THE ACCUSE VERY WELL BEFORE THE INCIDENT, TOLD THE JUDGE THAT SHE KNOWS A MAN WHO UNDERSTANDS THE LANGUAGE OF DEAF PEOPLE. AND THE JUDGE GRANTED HER THE PERMISSION TO GO AND BRING HIM. FIVE MINUTES LATER, HE WAS BROUGHT INTO THE COURTROOM. AND THE JUDGE HAD TO START ALL OVER AGAIN, BY ASKING HIM IF HE WAS GUILTY OF THE CHARGES LEVELLED AGAINST HIM OR NOT. AND HE AGAIN  PRETENDED TO BE A DEAF BY SAYING, "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH." AND THE JUDGE ASKED THE  INTERPRETER TO INTERPRET WHAT HE JUST SAID TO THE HEARING OF THE COURT. AND. THE INTERPRETER SAID, "MY LORD, HE SAID THAT, HE REALLY RAPED HER AND NOTHING YOU THE JUDGE CAN DO TO HIM." AND THE JUDGE SAID TO HIM, "ARE YOU UNDER MINDING MY POWERS? NOW THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO DEFEND YOURSELF OR I WILL GIVE MY VERDICT." AND HE SAID ONCE MORE, "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH." AND THE INTERPRETER WAS ASKED TO INTERPRET IT TO THE HEARING OF THE COURT. AND HE SAID, "MY LORD, HE SAID THAT YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND AN OBLONG HEADED FOOL. THAT NEXT TIME, IT IS YOUR WIFE THAT HE IS GOING TO RAPE."  ON HEARING THIS MISS-INTERPRETATIONS, AND THE DANGER IT PORTENDS FOR HIM HE SHOUTED OUT LOUDLY. "YOU THIS HOPELESS INTERPRETER, IT IS YOUR HEAD AND THAT OF YOUR USELESS FAMILY THAT YOU WANT TO PUT INTO TROUBLE AND NOT ME. PLEASE MY. LORD, DON'T MIND HIM. I NEVER SAID SO." (What a nice end!)