HOW CAN THIS GOAT ESCAPE FROM THE DEN OF THE LION?

Hello guys, thank God that l am back!

This is your guy, Jack of all trades; master of none!

I was suffering from hernia and so my friends advised me to go to one of these government hospitals or clinics closeby. But l refused and insisted on going to one private specialist hospital because that hospital has a lot of pretty and busty looking nurses. O boy, all the nurses there have balanced shock absorbers, kissable lips and excellent headlamps coupled with dancing backyards! I believed during the whole process, l would be able to woo one of these pretty looking nurses! And so l went there to be operated. It was about 7:00am. On getting there, l was asked to take a form, fill it and pay. I did that without delay. Then l was asked to sit down and wait of the doctor.

A doctor soon came and diagnosed me. He confirmed that l was suffering from hernia and it was almost rupturing. He assured me that he was one of the best surgeons in the country. With that, l became relaxed because initially l was nervous. I then paid for the operation.

He told me that they have two important laws which every patient must obeyed. The first was that every patient must have faith in their operation if not, the patient won't comes out alive! He then asked a nurse to wheel me into the theatre. On getting there, l saw six corpses on the floor of the theatre. I was shocked and l began to tremble.

Pointing to the corpses, he said, "You see what l told you. These men came for operation this morning, but they don't have faith in our operation, hence they died. So, my friend, pick up courage and have faith and let me operate you right away".

And l looked at the time It was precisely 8:00am and l reasoned that if only in two hours six casualties could be recorded, what is my chance of survival. I told the doctor that l can't risk such an operation, no matter the amount of faith in me. I told him to forget about all the money that l have paid.

As l was about to go out of the threatre, he held my hands and said, "I hope you still remember that l told you that we have two laws here which every patient must obeyed. You only heard the first one which says you must have faith in our operation. The second one is, anybody who has come into the hospital, filled our form, paid for an operation, sat on our chairs and spoken with the doctor must to be operated. It is compulsory. So, summon courage and have faith and let me operate on you!" 

NA THERE I SHOUT SAY TRUE, TRUE, I GO DIE OOOOO!