There was this girl named, Zainaibu, a daughter of an army colonel. She looks like an Arab lady. To say that she is beautiful is an understatement. We were in the same class in the secondary school. She comes to school and goes back home with military escorts. This made it very difficult for us to either go out or play together. She told me how to come to the barracks and her parents wouldn't see me or know about it.
That Saturday, l made it successfully into the barracks and directly into her room! It was like seeing the heavens promising me God's kingdom directly! We ate TUWO-SHIKAFA & BISKI DE MIA-YAKWA! BABRUSKO! There were a lot of kunu-zaki and hot kwokwo to match it all!
Two hours later, she asked me if l can do the following sacrifices for the sake of her love:
CAN YOU ENDURE FROG JUMP FOR THE SAKE OF MY LOVE?
CAN YOU ENDURE DANGLING FOR THE SAKE OF MY LOVE?
CAN YOU ENDURE HORESEWHIPS FOR THE SAKE OF MY LOVE?
CAN YOU ENDURE PUNCHES AND BLOWS FOR THE SAKE OF MY LOVE?
CAN YOU ENDURE GUARDROOM FOR THE SAKE OF MY LOVE?
CAN YOU YOU ENDURE KICKING FOR THE SAKE OF MY LOVE?
CAN YOU ENDURE BELT WHIPS FOR THE SAKE OF MY LOVE?
I told her that l will love her with all my life, body and soul, come what may.
She asked me if l was serious.
And I replied: Yeeeeessss!!! Yeeeeeeessss!!!
And l asked her why all these questions. She said that these are the punishments that an intruder normally receives when caught with an officer's daughter. I assured her that l can even endure more than these!
Suddenly, there was a loud bang on the door. I ran into the wardrobe and hid myself amongst the clothes. In no time, the military policemen fished me out!
They began to give me the different punishments just like she had said. But l endured all. For five hours they tortured me.
Then, her father came and he was very surprised to see me looking hale and hearty. And he said, "Why didn't you boys give him the normal VIP treatments?"
And they answered: Sir, we have given him all the punishments but he feels no pain! He says no punishment he can't endure for the love of your daughter!
And the colonel said, "In that case, give him the usual 'DEVIL'S PILLS"
Immediately, they brought me to a swimming pool filled with giant electric fish and electric eels!
And the colonel said, "Mr lover boy. This small pool here has about 1000 giant electric fish and a thousand electric eels! Each of them has about 1000KVA MEGA WATTS ELECTRICITY CURRENT. Now, honourably jump into it and have a nice swim together with these friendly animals!"
And l shouted, "Sir, l can't do this; instead l no longer love your daughter".
And Zainaibu who was standing close by said, "Honey, but you promised that you will love me with all your life, body and soul! Now, where is the love?"
And l said, "Yes, with my live body and soul not with my dead body and dead soul because the Holy Bible says that "The soul that sineth shall surely die! If l am dead, then the love will be useless. One electric eel has about 1000KVA electricity power generation! One electric fish can electrocutes a thousand person to death let alone two thousand of them. Promises made under enjoyment in the secret can't be fulfill publicly in the present of death!"
And the colonel commanded, "Jump into the pool now or l will pump the two thousand round of live ammunitions from this AK-47 RIFLE into your body.
You have to choose between dying by the shock of the fishes in the pool or by the bullets from the AK-47 rifle!"
NA THERE I SHOUT SAY I GO TRUE-TRUE, DIE OOOO!
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