This is your guy, Jack of all trades; master of none!
JUNIOR: Dad, you pray daily that God should kill the monitoring spirit which troubles and monitors your life. Who is actually this monitoring spirit?
DAD: Your mother! She is the one following me all about and monitoring my activities daily.
JUNIOR: But dad, l think she is doing a great job for you. She says that she is just trying to protect you from untimely death because you run after people's wives. For example, look at your lips. The upper lip is fatter than the lower lip, courtesy a deadly blow you received from a man who caught you talking with his wife. Look at your eyes. The left eyeball is bigger than the right eyeball, courtesy a heavy punch you received from a man who saw you giving his wife money.
Don't you think mummy is rather a guardian Angel to you rather than being a monitoring spirit?
DAD: Then she has to give me at least a year to repent and stop all the rubbish. Not just at once.
JUNIOR: But Dad, delay is dangerous! Those who wait for the twelfth hour to repent may die at the eleventh hour!
She can't afford to see her husband with one eye deformed, one lip deformed, one ear deformed, one leg deformed, one hand deformed etc. The additional one year may produce the additional deformities! Do you want to become like the Fairy, the forests god who has half body?
REMEMBER: Wisdom is a gift of nature but it is given to only those who will use it for the benefit of mankind!
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