THE UNKNOWN CAREER!

There was this woman, a single mother with two children, a boy and a girl. Both of them were in their final year in the primary school. One afternoon after they had closed from school, their proprietress came to their mother and said, "Madam, we are having our career day next week. That is the day all the pupils in primary six will choose the career they would like to become in the future.

Each pupil is expected to put on the uniform that depicts the career he or she would like to be in the future. We can get the uniform of any career your children chose for you at a token fee of just N10,00 per a child. 

Now, the mother who obviously can't afford the money decided to play a fast one on the proprietress.

She said to her, "Madam Proprietress, thank you. But you see, my children cannot participate in that careers' day because they have chosen their careers. The boy chose after his father and the girl chose after me. 

Before my husband got married to me and after he left me till now, he is an arm robber; and l, before l got married to him till now, l have been an ASHAWO, that is a 'prostitute'.

Our children chose after our careers, robber and a prostitute. Do you have the uniforms for an arm robber and a prostitute? If yes, then, l will try to get the money".

The proprietress collapsed and fainted.

Two days later, she regained consciousness and she went back to the woman and she said, "Madam, l am sorry for all that happened. But thank God that l am back hale and hearty! We must conclude the career's day preparation before l go. 

I can get the uniform of an arm robber for you. It is usually rough looking with a Hood which he would use to cover his face and probably, a pistol and a knife. Then that of the girl is usually a very short transparent miniskirt that exposes her laps and her pant with a short transparent blouse that exposes her breasts with red looking lipsticks and a chewing gum and a small bag that she would hang on her shoulder. With these, they are good to go!"

When the mother saw that the proprietress was bent on getting the money at all cost, she decided to put a final and deadly blow on the plan and so she said, "Madam, proprietress, l will give you the money on the ground that your eighteen years old son that is in the university will come and put on the clothes so that he would walk past a police station first, if nothing happens, then l will pay. And your sixteen old daughter, Evenly will put on the prostitute's clothes and she would go to a prison to give condemned male prisoners food. When she returned, then l will pay for my daughter".

And the proprietress collapsed for the last time and transited to an everlasting coma!