I AM MORE THAN FLABBERGASTED AND BAMBOOZLED!

Things were very difficult with me. To eat was like a fairytale! I then learnt that the government had brought rice in a large quantity to be shared to the poorest of the poor!

I wasted no time; l was there!

I was directed to the warehouse where they were supposed to be kept. I met the manager in charged of the distribution.

I told him my reason of coming there. He told me that there was no rice. I reminded him that he can't tell me that there was no rice in the supposed rice depot.

He then told me that before he came to work, his wife bought four cups of rice which she cooked and they ate.

NB, EVEN THE RICE DEPOT HAS NO RICE!

I became very angry and disappointed.

As l got to the gate, l began to murmur and l shouted on top of my voice for the gatemen to open the gate without delay! Some area boys there told me to shut up my mouth or they will beat me up. I dared them to do their worse because a hungry man can do anything mischievous.

They rushed at me with sticks. I ran for my dear life. I ran straight to the police station. I told them to protect me from my enemies because the motto of the police is to protect life and property of the citizens. 

The police told me that they were even looking for who will protect them because bandits have been threatening their life for sometimes now. I left more confused and disappointed.

NB, THE POLICE EVEN CAN'T PROTECT THEMSELVES LET ALONE TO PROTECT ME!

I went home angrily. On getting home, l was sweating profusely having ran a long distance. To worsen my plight, there was no light! Out of anger, l went to the electricity distribution company's office. (NEPA)  on getting there, l asked them as to why didn't they provide me with light after all, l was not owing them. The manager told me politely that he just sent someone to buy four litres of petrol for their small generator because they don't have light in any of the offices! He told me that for the past one month they have not gotten light hence they contributed money to buy a small generator which is called "I BETTER PASS MY NEIGHBOURS"  because the surrounding offices were mocking at them because they don't have light.

NB, EVEN THE ELECTRICITY DISTRIBUTION COMPANY'S OFFICES DON'T HAVE LIGHT!

NA THERE I SHOUT SAY, I GO DIE O!