PREEMPT AND EX RAY OF NIGERIANS AMERICA DEPORTEES!

You know, Nigerians love foreign things!

And so, immediately the first batch of the deportees arrived, labour employers began to search for experts amongst them.

Now, one of them, a lady who had been there since she was twelve years, now an English language teacher was engaged by a school in one of the rural areas. The first day she entered into the classroom, she greeted the students,

Hi, 

And all the students climbed to the ceiling and they said, "Yes ma. We are high up!

And she said, " Bullshit! 

And the students rushed out to get cow dung. When they returned they said, "Here is the Bullshit, cow dung".

And she said, "Men! 

Again, they rushed out and brought five men and they said, " Ma, here are the men!" 

And she said, "What's up?

Again they all brought out their phones and said, " We have opened WhatsApp, ma" 

She was again confused and she said, "FUCK!

And a boy and a girl came out and they said, "Can we FUCK NOW?" 

And she said, "Gaddem, eggs headed numbskulls!"

As usual, they rushed out and brought garden eggs and human skulls from the cemetery!

And she ran into the streets shouting, "I am going back to God's own country!"