NATURE TO MR LION, "I AM YOUR CREATOR AND BY YOUR NATURE YOU CAN'T CLAIM INNOCENT OF THE VARIOUS MISSING ANIMALS IN THE FOREST"

The following ensued between a sixteen year old senior secondary school final year student and her father.

STUDENT: Dad, our principal is now the talk of the town!

He sexually molests the female students, many other female staffers of the school and other married women. Even last Thursday, he asked me to meet him at the males toilet but l refused.

The latest now is that various people are also accusing him of killing and eating their dogs. There is this rumour going around that he doesn't joke with dogs and women, especially people's wives.

But dad, what tribe do you think this type of man hails from?

FATHER: You know that there are a lot of tribes and to find out his tribe, we need a Google map!

Because l know that there is actually an ethic group amongst us whom their men don't joke with these two hobbies but only Google map can help us.