MINISTRY OF EDUCATION TO HEADS OF SCHOOLS.
"Please, announce to your students that each of them has to pay the sum of N500 for the coming examinations.
This covers both the printing of their question papers and other logistics".
HEADS OF SCHOOLS TO THEIR TEACHERS:
"Please, announce to all the students that each of them is to pay the sum of N1000 for the coming examinations.
This covers both the printing of their question papers and other logistics".
TEACHERS TO THEIR STUDENTS:
"Attention students. Ministry of education has directed us to announce to you that each of you is to pay the sum of N1500, for the coming examinations. This covers both the printing of question papers and other logistics.
STUDENTS TO THEIR MOTHERS:
"Mummy, they said we should pay N2000 for our examinations. They said that the money is for the printing of our question papers and other logistics.
MUMMY TO DADDY:
In the bedroom.
Papa Dorcas, our daughter's school has asked them to pay the sum of N3000 for their examinations. The money is for the printing of their question papers and to transport the papers from the state headquarters to the school.
The examination is next week and they said late payment will be N5000!
FATHER: Alright, take the money and give it to her.
The next morning after daddy had gone to work.
"Dorca, take the N2000 for your examinations.
Hold it well and pay immediately you get to school".
AT SCHOOL:
"Sir, here is the N1500 for my examination".
And so it goes to ministry of education with each head subtracting their additions!
CORRUPTION NOR TOO MUCH?
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