LAUGH IT OFF YOUR SHOULDERS!
I bought a very big parent cock to be used for New Year celebration. Barely four hours, it was stolen! I felt sad because it cost me N40,000:00. I decided to unravel the circumstances that surrounded its disappearance.
I first went to a spiritual church for an emergency spiritual prayers so that the person who stole it could return it back to me within hours.
The spiritual head of the church asked me to buy three giant size candles. Red, black and white. A packet of 'Come back to me incense,' ST.Jah spiritual oil and a small bell!
I thought it will be a bit difficult for me to get them. I asked him to tell me how much the items will cost so that l can give him the money to buy them himself.
He total the money as follows:
Each candle N5000, times three equal to N15,000
A packet of come to me incense N7,000
ST. Jah spiritual oil N9,000
Small bell N3,000
Prayer fee N30,000
TOTAL N64,000
I reasoned that why should l spend sixty four thousand to look for what l bought for N40,000. No!
I can't do that!
I proceeded to the shrine of a native doctor.
After my explanation, he said it will be a matter of an hour whosoever that stole it will return it dead or alive!
That is if the fowl is still alive, the person would brings it down. Even if the person has cooked it, the person would brings the food down to me.
I became infested with happiness!
I asked him how much it will cost me.
Here are the requirements as listed below:
One he goat
A jerrican of Palm oil
Two bunches of plantation
Salt, pepper and a new pot.
Six yards of white cloth.
I told him that l can't go to buy them myself. He should total the amount so that l can give him the money to buy them himself.
Here are the prices as shown below!
He goat N120,000
I didn't wait to hear the others to avoid high blood pressure and possible cardiac arrest! I ran with a speed that a cheetah would have envied!
Behold when l got home, my cock has been brought back.
A man said he saw it in the neighborhood with a rope on on its feet and he knew that it must have escaped from somewhere nearby. He announced it in the neighborhood and my neighbours who heard me when l announced it went and told the man that it belongs to me.
Later, l met with the man and thanked him.
I tried to buy a cool bottle of beer for him but he refused saying that it gives him joy as a Christian to have found the cock and returned it back to me the owner!
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