If the elders in council found out that they engaged themselves in a sexual intimacy within the probation period, the marriage ceremony would automatically be cancelled!
And that mean they can no longer get married till they would get old and probably die!
What a culture, people would say!
Another bizarre thing about this tradition is that they attach too much importance to children!
Because anybody without a child is usually ridiculed on the streets!
Now, there was this young man who brought a young beautiful looking lady to the elders in council as his future wife. The elders prayed for them and warned them not to engage themselves in any sexual intercourse before the marriage ceremony or they would be disqualified.
A year later, they came for the marriage ceremony. Just before the commencement of the marriage ceremony, the leader of the elders in council asked the groom what he loves most about his wife to be.
He said, "Her style of kissing and most of all she is an expert in love making!"
The bride was also asked about what she loves most about her husband to be and she said, "His style of love making.Infact, he is a hero and a Superman in bed!"
The marriage ceremony was immediately cancelled!
And the elders said to them, "Because you people couldn't wait after the marriage ceremony to make love, now both of you will remained unmarried till your old age and also childless!".
And the man smiled and said to the elders, " Don't worry yourself about that. My wife to be just gave birth to a bouncing baby boy two months ago!
Your tradition is a loser!"
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