What are up to?
SON: I don't understand your question mum. Were you and daddy not the ones who said l can't have a girlfriend not until l am nineteen years old? Were you and daddy not the ones who said that when l am nineteen years old then l will be matured to have as many girlfriends as l want?
For your information, l will turn nineteen years next week Sunday!
That is why l am preparing the way for the great day!
What you saw me writing are the names of the ladies l am going to sleep with.
First, is that ladyhairdresser,
Second, is that teacher who lives down stairs,
Third, is that lady food vendor,
Fourth, is that lady copper,
Fifth, is that shop owner,
Sixth, is ........... And his mother interrupted him.
"Are you normal at all?
Don't you know that you may loose blood and strength and become dehydrated and collapse?
How can you sleep with a dozen ladies?"
SON: Don't worry about blood and strength.
I have enough manpower and local blood booster with me.
MOTHER: Do you know what is called, gonorrhoea, syphilis and staphylococcus Aureus?
SON: What are they? Are they the names of ladies?
MOTHER: They are the agents that always welcome any person who for the first time foolishly abused the forbidden fruit!
They will teach you a bitter lesson that you will never forget in a hurry!
SON: Don't worry about those enemies of enjoyment.
Two years later, he was diagnosed with HIV/AIDS!
That was after he became lean like a broomstick with all his ribs protruding out like a sick cow.
He was told that he has just three months to live!
He then called his mother and the following ensued between them.
SON: But mother, you mentioned all the dangers that are associated with careless sex but you didn't mention the most dreadful ones amongst them which are the HIV/AIDS.
They are the ones killing me now.
MOTHER: The most dangerous animals in the sea are the sharks, whales and the stingray!
They are always hidden under the sea.
Hence l hid the most dangerous ones from you!
They are killing you because you are a fool!
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