PASTOR: Efang, you have been looking worried for sometimes now. What is the problem with you?
EFANG: Man of God, l am worried for my wayward style of life. Infact, l am a sex machine. I go for anything female.
I am more than a condemned article before God.
PASTOR: No, you are not. No matter the sins that you may have committed, you are not more than a condemned article before God. Infact, nobody is!
Talking about formication or adultery, nobody can beat my record in that eventhough that l am a pastor. You are just an ordinary man in terms of sleeping with women!
EFANG: Man of God, l doubt if you can get an inch closer to my record let alone to have surpassed it.
PASTOR: Alright, let's stand at the gate of the church and watch as members go into the church. If anyone whom we have slept with passes by, we should indicate it by shouting PO, the number of times we have slept with her.
And so both agreed:
Then, two well dressed up ladies walked into the church.
The pastor then shouted PO, ten times as an indication that he had slept with them ten times!
Two well respected deaconesses walked into the church and the pastor shouted PO, twelve times as an indication that he had slept with them twelve times.
Then two ladies walked into the church and Efang shouted PO, six times!
Then the wife of the chief of the town came and the pastor shouted PO, twice.
Then the pastor's wife and their big female dog walked into the church and Efang roared with PO! PO! PO! PO!!!!!!
Five hundred times!
And the pastor said, "No Wonder! Last year the dog gave birth to four puppies but we could not sell them because they have human head and l have to poison them to death.So you are responsible!
The last baby my wife had was so ugly with long and twisted ears like your own. We have to poison him to death out of shame. So you are the cancan worm who has been wrecking havoc on my households?
The truth is that you are more than a condemned article before God.
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