"WHAT IS WORTH DOING IS WORTH DOING WELL!"

There is this man whose wife sells female dresses. She has a boutique. she displays a lot of female dummies at the front of the boutique with different style of dresses.

One day her husband who is a chronic womanizer visited the boutique and the following ensued between them.

HUSBAND:Darling. You see, the producers of these female dummies are missing out something from these pretty looking dummies. Since they are females, they supposed to have constructed fine private part between their thighs for everything to blend well.

WIFE: You see, whenever l say that the devil is sitting on your head and he is riding you like a bicycle you just laugh. Now, see what is happening to you.

HUSBAND: This is not the case of the devil riding anybody's brain but the case of 'what is worth doing is worth doing well'. 

WIFE: So, you mean that all the prostitutes that you follow up and down like a he goat are not enough; you now want to sleep with female dummies? Isn't it?

HUSBAND: I still maintain that what is worth doing is worth doing well.

WIFE: Not to worry. Your nickname is 'the hard driller' you can drill a private part between their thighs and turn them to your new wives, animal!

HUSBAND: I still maintain that this is not a case of calling someone devil or animal but the case of "What is worth doing is worth doing well. Tell the manufacturers to just construct beautiful and soft wool private part between their thighs. That is all!

WIFE: Then go to China and tell them, idiot-woman-wrapper-he goat.

HUSBAND: If you like you talk from now till tomorrow. I stand on my words like the rock of Gibraltar.

WIFE: Yes, a he goat always maintains his closeness with the she goats! A bad Generational curse!

HUSBAND: Well, l am going out now because l don't have your time but I still maintain my stand that what is worth doing is worth doing well!