JUDGE: My Yagaga, from the evidence before this honourable court, it has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that you entered into the female dormitory and raped twenty of the girls.
Based on that, this honourable court has no alternative but to sentence you to ten years imprisonment with hard labour.
ACCUSE: My Lord, excuse me. Where did you study your own law? How on earth can a single man like me with slim body be able to rape twenty of these fat looking girls?
The truth was they were the ones who raped me.
Can only you rape these twenty girls that are in the dock?
The judge then turned to the girls and asked them if what the man said was right.
They said that they were the ones who actually raped him because each of them had been raped in the past by men hence they used him as a scaped goat.
The judge then turned to the man and asked him his experience in the hands of the girls whether horror or pleasant.
ACCUSE: My Lord, in the beginning, l was in the enjoyment and the enjoyment was in me! l enjoyed the fun with the three first girls. But from the fourth to the tenth, was hell. From the eleventh to the fifth sent me to a strange state called "COMA" And l said goodbye to the enjoyment. From the sixteenth to the twentieth bought my coffin and buried me. It was the police and the doctors who resurrected me!
So, l can say that l first enjoyed in heaven before l was taken to hell to suffer. But the hellish experienced outweighed the heavenly Bliss!
JUDGE: Now here is my final verdict; each of you is hereby sentence to seven years imprisonment with a hard labour.
ACCUSE: My Lord, please temper justice with mercy.
Remember that they want my enjoyment, only that they over did it! You can't punish people who want my. enjoyment.
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