NEW WONDER! AMAZING WONDER AND A WONDERFUL WONDERS! An Abominable visit! A shameful Visit!

ONCE UPON A TIME, SOME VIRGIN GIRLS TRAVELLED FROM THEIR COUNTRY TO ANOTHER COUNTRY TO SEEK AN ADVICE ON THIER FUTURE, ESPECIALLY HOW EACH OF THEM COULD GET A GOOD FUTURE HUSBAND FROM "A RENOWNED PROSTITUTE" 

VIRGIN GIRLS: Good morning madam. We are all virgins from a foreign land. We are here to seek an advice from you on how we can get it right in our future life especially on how we can get good husbands. 

PROSTITUTE: Well, it is amazing! As you girls can see, l am a prostitute ( ASHAWO )  I don't have a good future! I have lost my virginity in a very wayward way. You have come to seek more hairs from the vulture's head!

If l should advise you girls, your future would be worse off!

But I am sorry to ask this. Are you girls really on your right senses? Because your coming to me who has no future to advise you to have a good future is an irony!

HE BE LIKE SAY UNA HEAD NOR CORRECT.

NA NATIVE DOCTOR WEY DEY CURE CRAZE PEOPLE NAIM UNA SUPPOSE TO GO MEET. IDIOTS!