MR SHOOTER AND THE POLICE!

There was this man called Shooter who hailed from a village called "I Don't Need Nonsense". His wife's name was Arrest and his son's name was Detention and his daughter called Gun. One day, he was going to a village called, "Court" to meet a man named,  "The Law" to give him a job to do. But he could not locate the village. He continued walking along the road and he came to a police checkpoint and the following ensued between him and the police:

POLICE: It is very late Mr man. Where are you coming from?

MAN: I don't need nonsense.

POLICE: What is your name?

MAN: Shooter.

POLICE: Where is your gun?

MAN: Oh, Gun! My daughter? She is at home.

POLICE: Do you know what is called Arrest and Detention?

MAN: Yes, Arrest is my wife and Detention is my son.

POLICE: Mr man. We are going to arrest you now and then go and get your gun then we will put you in detention and later take you to court to face the law.

MAN: With all pleasure Sir.